[SIREN'S PULL] IC CONTACT

[summing_it_up]

[[Yes. There's a picture of a rock here. Smooth, contoured, big enough to fit in the palm of a scrawny teenager's hand. Not that anyone else would see this on their end, anyway.]]

"Uuuh...okay. I'm still talking to a rock. Yup! Because I must be crazy..." [An awkward laugh easily becomes a pathetic sigh.] "This is stupid. How does this even- " [*DOOT*]

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Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[summing_it_up]

[omg text is so hard to do on a rock Tony. Hiccup isn't even sure what to make of this.]

what

boning? Like bones?

[aggravating]

[Not his fault your NV isn't cool, bro]

NOTE TO TOWN HALL: SEXUAL EDUCATION CLASSES ARE NECESSARY.

OR AT LEAST A LINGO UPDATE.

[summing_it_up]

[He'd use the tablet Red Robin gave him, but still– crap, why isn't it]

maybe just lingo

havng a vague idea of what's being said now

[aggravating]

[Because it's a rock.]

Yeah, considering how many people just aren't getting it, I'm petitioning for both.

And is boning on the table?

[summing_it_up]

[Okay, point.]

that's what happens when everyone's from different worlds and times.

Yes. now it is